Jokes

A few jokes for you from Mark. Some of them may even be funny :| .

What course is required before you graduate with a doctorate in mad science?
Irresponsible Conduct of Research.

Chuck Norris knew all of the prime numbers.

It is hard to keep clean when the only tools you have are dirty washcloths and re-infecting wipes.

What tools always ask inappropriate questions?
Pry bars.

Where can you find people drinking in space every day?
At the space bar.

How is late fall like Game of Thrones?
Winter is coming.

We all know the first telephone conversation - but what was the second?
"We have been trying to reach you about the warranty on your 1-horse carriage!"

What is a goal in school for all spies?
To increase their deceptive vocabulary.

What do you call really badly-made Worcestershire sauce?
Worstcestershire sauce.

So, if an animal that hunts mice is a mouser, what is an animal that hunts rabbits called?
Elmer.

How are Large Language Model AIs like Saturday Night Live?
Because both are Not Ready for Prime Time Players.

What is the saying used by members of the Mafia to wish each other luck?
"Hey - break somebody's leg!"

What type of knife do you use to cut your Reese's peanut butter cup?
A pairing knife.

Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A Jedi fears not these things!

What is the show aimed at preschoolersk that is all about polygons?
Rhombus Room.

What is a zombie's favorite financial institution?
The Federal Dismembered Credit Union.

What is a podiatrist's favorite utility vehicle?
A toe truck.

What do all dogs like to put on before they go out on a date?
Pre-odorant.

How are ATM machines like the Sahara Desert?
Because spelled out, they are:
Automatic Teller Machine Machine
Sahara Desert (translated: Desert Desert).

It is hard to program when the only tools you have are a rebugger and a demonic assembler.